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Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling”
Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.
I am done.
Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please”
i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed
I WROTE “SHUT UP SHAKESPEARE” AND HE WROTE “THE HANDSOME AND MARVELLOUS” AND POE CORRECTED IT TO “DREADFUL AND LONELY”
poe wrote “I wish I could write as mysteriously as a cat.”
Painstakingly haul on my wayward sonthere’ll zealously be peace when you are donelay thy weary head to rest“don’t you cry no more” replied Oliver, “I want some more”I wrote “Poe” and Dickens wrote “Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul;” in front of it and Poe wrote “:(” I
lmfao I wrote “I love women. I’m a lesbian!” and Poe changed it to “I loathe women. I’m a lesbian! Nevermore!”

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ah yes finally a homestuck character i can cosplay who fits my body type

consulting-detective-with-a-box:
apparating-across-the-universe:
It’s like he knows something we don’t know.
COLIN TELL US YOUR SECRETS.
HOW DID SHERLOCK SURVIVE?
WHERE IS THE AIRPORT?
HOW DO YOU DIVIDE BY ZERO?
WHAT IS LESTRADE’S DIVISION?
WHAT HAPPENED IN BUDAPEST?
WHAT IS THE DOCTOR’S NAME?
WHAT EXACTLY IS THE FUNCTION OF A RUBBER DUCK?
WHO IS THE TWELFTH DOCTOR ?
DID GILLIGAN EVER GET OFF THE ISLAND?
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Guys, the guy who plays Peter Pan in Disneyland and the girl who plays Wendy are married irl. This makes me really happy, like you have no idea.

I don’t know the first thing about animating, but I wanted to do this.
Oh and it’s transparent.
omg so beautiful
im done with art
this is amazing.
holy drawing!
*throws down pencil and tosses hopes and dreams out the window*
Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper on the Doctor and Rose’s relationship in Series One
Doctor Who Confidential - 1.4 - I Get a Side-kick Out of You
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This is roxy lalonde.
And she can do this.
“well what is that?”
lets have jade explain it.
“So whats your point?”
My point is that roxy can make things that didn’t exist before begin existing.
“Jade just explained that”
well yes but what is the most fakest not realist thing of all dear reader?
“uhh”
And who love wizard?
And majjyk?
3: A song that reminds you of summertime
“What time is it? Summertime… It’s our vacation!” LOLJK
I can’t remember if it was last summer or the summer before when “Rollin’ in the Deep” was big but that day my friend Roxanne and Philip and Michael and Ed and whoever else was there, and Roxanne wouldn’t stfu about WonderKing and her dream about being on a Del Mar Fair ride and flying off to the chorus of that song, so.
“WE COULD’VE HAD IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL~”
12: A song from your preteen years
Oh god, so when I was in about middle school, that was, of course, my weabooish, angsty preteen stage… so I’m going with some P!ATD. :D
“Is it still me who makes you sweat, am I who you think about in bed, when the lights are dim and your heart is shaking as you’re sliding off your dress?”
18: A song from the year you were born.
1994! :D I swear by All-4-One, oh I remember when my mom showed me that song.
“And I swear… by the moon and the stars in the sky… I’ll be there…”
27: A song that breaks your heart
Aw, mean. I think I tried not to think about heartbreaky song, but “Picture Perfect Girl” I suppose, by Darren Criss, right now. I really wanted to be considered picture perfect.
“Picture perfect girl, picture perfect, kinda girl…”
One of my favorite 80’s songs!
(okay so I suck at knowing when songs came from) I’m actually a bigger Michael Jackson fan than I’m allowed to admit, so Billie Jean is way up there. >.> Sure, okay.
I don’t think I’ve met you before! Unless you’re someone who normally talks to me and you changed your url. That happens a lot. Hello! :D
So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”
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