Posted 3 days ago / 147,933 notes / Via: renegade-luxray

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

Posted 3 days ago / 11,386 notes / Via: pageofkawaii

q-dormir:

Happy Mother’s Day! uwu

q-dormir:

Happy Mother’s Day! uwu

Posted 3 days ago / 861 notes / Via: darrencriss-news


“I like phone calls. I like talking to people, I like being able to hear the cadence of someone’s voice.”

I like phone calls. I like talking to people, I like being able to hear the cadence of someone’s voice.”

(Source: darren-criss)

Posted 3 days ago / 69,201 notes / Via: 666banana666

sabrinabea:

unisexbathrobe:

icey-athena:

woke-up-on-derse:

ghostystar:

imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

…. Imagine the weeaboos

OH NO

OH YES

(Source: mandaara)

Posted 3 days ago / 2,333 notes / Via: terradragon13

(Source: pepperlookatthis)

Posted 3 days ago / 58,274 notes / Via: 666banana666

fandomsandfeminism:

returntothestars:

ianthe:

!!

dat practical armor

I love every aspect of this.

fandomsandfeminism:

returntothestars:

ianthe:

!!

dat practical armor

I love every aspect of this.

Posted 3 days ago / 100,483 notes / Via: mariothecellist

onthesideoftheotters:

hadlow-brown:

spikespiegell:

spikespiegell:

where is that video of a guy playing the shire theme on a flute to an ostrich who starts dancing seductively. that video made me laugh so hard i nearly threw up and i need it

i found it

i have never been that excited to see a video after reading a description of it

i need everyone to know that that description is completely accurate

Posted 3 days ago / 150,020 notes / Via: caliginous-confused

monobeartheater:

electric-inhale:

the-maple-meme:

hetalianbae:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

benot-may:

bluesigma:

piikopoko:

you were either a winx 

image

or a w.i.t.c.h

image

this makes me feel old.

I was totally a spy

image

i was aLL THREE

was this the old superwholock? 

THIS IS THE OLD SUPERWHOLOCK

All three heck yes!

the old superwholock? Nah these shows all have examples of POC and well written diverse woman who do not rely on men to build their character

Posted 3 days ago / 62,668 notes / Via: thepagejakeenglish

turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

(Source: rabalogy)

Posted 3 days ago / 8,573 notes / Via: doctorwho

threecheersfortheblackparade:

SISTER SHIP OF THE MADAME DE POMPADOUR

SISTER SHIP OF THE MADAME DE POMPADOUR

SISTER SHIP OF THE MADAME DE POMPADOUR

Posted 5 days ago / 133,593 notes / Via: pinkeliphant

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

Posted 5 days ago / 194,341 notes / Via: helloitisistephen

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

Posted 5 days ago / 80,113 notes / Via: fingolfinnish

pandabearjayy:

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

Do it.

pandabearjayy:

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

Do it.

(Source: ds0tm)

Posted 5 days ago / 3,772 notes / Via: mariothecellist

chokingjoffrey:

chokingjoffrey:

what do you call a semi cool vegetable

radish

Posted 5 days ago / 62,027 notes / Via: lokhaleesi

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.


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